White coat. Heels.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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