i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Naked Twister starts at high noon
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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