My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
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as a hamptons local i must say i fucking hate the summer people, your only good for businesses and their all nasty and horny.. get off our island :) thanks
$5,000 says its a girl. 10,000 says its a slutty one at that
People like this Retarded Skank make me wanna vomit. Go throw yourself off of a cliff
I am a local from east Hampton ny love it:) 631 fo. life
8:54. thank you...im tired of looking at adolescent porn on the website when im trying to find out what the drunken morons of America had done the day before...
Yeah... because the Hamptons are FULL of poor skanks that have to resort to walk-in clinics when they need medical attention.
your father would be proud....im sure your mother was just as much of a skanky slut as you are.
guys don't talk like that. wtf does that even mean? a guy would be to the point. "i hooked up with 40 super hot chicks this summer!" not this bullshit
Ill be in the hamptons next weekend....ill give u a sandy seagull then donkey punch you in the back of the head....filthy slut
HEY NO WAY!!! Yet another generic "I'm such a slut" text??? Wow hot diggity dog that's awesome!
Walk-In Clinic Waiting List:
Genital Warts- *check*
Hey Slut, the future generations of mankind just called, they asked that you please dont reproduce. it be best for future generations that a whore like yourself just goes extinct.
It's a LIST? You must be loose...
what the fuck?
this site gets worse and worse to read everyday. i miss the days when it just opened.
first of all, sooo many of you need to either get laid or find another way to make yourselves happy because you're miserable pricks.
secondly, how the FUCK do you know this isn't a guy? and i bet if you assumed it was, your reactions to the text would be drastically different. so sad.
It reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list? So it's basically a bunch of people waiting around forever doing nothing? Sounds like an anti-hookup resume to me.
Not something to be proud of...Douchebag!
how do you guys know this isn't a guy?
.....this slut has the same area code as me.....
No no no! Not an array of STD's the texter obviously means that there's many many people on that list which doesn't make her any less of a whore, but whatever...
they all had something wrong with them? or possibly it included old men and small children ? or you ended up with a array of std's?
house of flying daggers.
This website needs to find a new advertiser. Fuckin' Gordon in the Corduroy Pants is gayer than Bruno at an Elton John concert.