soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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