you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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