Do vagina's smell?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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