My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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