This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize