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  • 52 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:57pm

    maybe the kid was alseep in the same room, when he started out. Then all of sudden,JO dude opened his eyes and THERE the kid stood in his BED watching him.

  • 53 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:04pm

    olivia weber has nice chins

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:35am

    he's gotta learn sometime

  • 43 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:41pm

    he won't remember it, but you will indefinitely

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:48am

    sorry, but this is gross

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:24pm

    The crib could be in the living room.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:28pm

    who the fuck jerks off around babies?

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:24am

    why were you masturbating in front of the kid to begin with... :/

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:01pm

    problems, you've got em

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:02pm

    but the kid was standing in his crib....

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:37am

    He could have been jacking off in another room, and the kid's door was open....

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:25am

    Thank you, 11:24. Why exactly was he jacking off in the kid's room? Dumbass.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:30am

    haha this is like one of those dead baby jokes... Q: What sound does a baby in a blender make? A: I don't know. I was too busy masturbating.

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:29pm

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...dude, that's sooo brutal.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:11pm

    who openly admits to someone that they jacked off in front of an infant? fake

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:40pm

    could it be that the kid's crib was in his mum's bedroom? and the OP was just lying on the bed?

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:38pm

    absolutely hilarious HAHAHA

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:42am

    It's okay he's young enough to where he won't remember. You haven't scarred him for life, yet.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by mordantmouth on May 30, 10 at 4:51am

    You know you liked it! Who's your baby?!!BD

  • 28 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:21am

    Haha 1:30. You're terrible but hilarious

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:15pm

    OMG! Don't judge. My bf 3 year old caught me getting off and I was more embarrassed that he saw the pics I was using (my bf best friend swimming pic). Little boys are curious when they hear sounds they don't understand.

  • 29 39
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 12:04pm

    ew why did you jerk off in front of a kid asshooole

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:10pm

    Sounds like the door might have been open and the kid saw it. Oh well. It's not like they put him in danger.

  • 26 39
    Submitted by bienlunee on May 4, 10 at 11:45pm

    Why would the moderators allow this bullshit? I'm fucking reporting this. Not fucking funny.

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:57pm

    Point is...he jacked off in front of a kid...enough said. We all have moments of lapse judgement. Otherwise we wouldn't be on this page.

  • 16 42
    Submitted by AllBlack on Oct 5, 11 at 6:56pm

    Hero level