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  • he won't remember it, but you will indefinitely

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:41pm
  • The crib could be in the living room.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:24pm
  • but the kid was standing in his crib....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:02pm
  • maybe the kid was alseep in the same room, when he started out. Then all of sudden,JO dude opened his eyes and THERE the kid stood in his BED watching him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:57pm
  • why were you masturbating in front of the kid to begin with... :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:24am
  • he's gotta learn sometime

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:35am
  • Point is...he jacked off in front of a kid...enough said. We all have moments of lapse judgement. Otherwise we wouldn't be on this page.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:57pm
  • olivia weber has nice chins

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Thank you, 11:24. Why exactly was he jacking off in the kid's room? Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:25am
  • He could have been jacking off in another room, and the kid's door was open....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:37am
  • problems, you've got em

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:01pm
  • haha this is like one of those dead baby jokes... Q: What sound does a baby in a blender make? A: I don't know. I was too busy masturbating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:30am
  • Haha 1:30. You're terrible but hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:21am
  • It's okay he's young enough to where he won't remember. You haven't scarred him for life, yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:42am
  • sorry, but this is gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:48am
  • I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...dude, that's sooo brutal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:29pm
  • ew why did you jerk off in front of a kid asshooole

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 12:04pm
  • who openly admits to someone that they jacked off in front of an infant? fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:11pm
  • who the fuck jerks off around babies?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:28pm
  • OMG! Don't judge. My bf 3 year old caught me getting off and I was more embarrassed that he saw the pics I was using (my bf best friend swimming pic). Little boys are curious when they hear sounds they don't understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:15pm
  • absolutely hilarious HAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Sounds like the door might have been open and the kid saw it. Oh well. It's not like they put him in danger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:10pm
  • You know you liked it! Who's your baby?!!BD

    Submitted by mordantmouth on May 30, 10 at 4:51am
  • Hero level

    Submitted by AllBlack on Oct 5, 11 at 6:56pm
  • Why would the moderators allow this bullshit? I'm fucking reporting this. Not fucking funny.

    Submitted by bienlunee on May 4, 10 at 11:45pm
  • could it be that the kid's crib was in his mum's bedroom? and the OP was just lying on the bed?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:40pm