So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
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he won't remember it, but you will indefinitely
Point is...he jacked off in front of a kid...enough said. We all have moments of lapse judgement. Otherwise we wouldn't be on this page.
The crib could be in the living room.
maybe the kid was alseep in the same room, when he started out. Then all of sudden,JO dude opened his eyes and THERE the kid stood in his BED watching him.
but the kid was standing in his crib....
he's gotta learn sometime
olivia weber has nice chins
why were you masturbating in front of the kid to begin with... :/
Thank you, 11:24. Why exactly was he jacking off in the kid's room? Dumbass.
sorry, but this is gross
He could have been jacking off in another room, and the kid's door was open....
It's okay he's young enough to where he won't remember. You haven't scarred him for life, yet.
haha this is like one of those dead baby jokes...
Q: What sound does a baby in a blender make?
A: I don't know. I was too busy masturbating.
problems, you've got em
Haha 1:30. You're terrible but hilarious
ew why did you jerk off in front of a kid asshooole
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...dude, that's sooo brutal.
who the fuck jerks off around babies?
who openly admits to someone that they jacked off in front of an infant? fake
Why would the moderators allow this bullshit? I'm fucking reporting this. Not fucking funny.
OMG! Don't judge. My bf 3 year old caught me getting off and I was more embarrassed that he saw the pics I was using (my bf best friend swimming pic). Little boys are curious when they hear sounds they don't understand.
absolutely hilarious HAHAHA
You know you liked it! Who's your baby?!!BD
Sounds like the door might have been open and the kid saw it. Oh well. It's not like they put him in danger.
could it be that the kid's crib was in his mum's bedroom? and the OP was just lying on the bed?