I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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