Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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