did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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