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  • when you ask her if she wants pizza and a fuck and she says "gross", that's when you respond with, "what? you don't like pizza?"

    Submitted by zoeychow on Jul 2, 13 at 1:23pm
  • You're telling them that you last less than 30 minutes...

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 2, 13 at 12:10pm
  • Probability says that line will eventually work. Keep using it.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 2, 13 at 1:20pm
  • That line only works on drunk freshman girls.

    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jul 3, 13 at 7:54am
  • One that worked for me was I want you in the worst way standing up on a hammock, she said that isn't possible is it? My reply Dunno but it'll be fun to try though right? Give that a go be cute and be funny with the lines. She loved it.

    Submitted by Axel5238 on Jul 6, 13 at 6:03am
  • So you fancy a shag? 'No! 'Well d'ya mind laying down while I have one!

    Submitted by TexTushHog on Jul 3, 13 at 5:15am
  • Got a great one: " You don't have an identical twin sister that would like to slip in the sheets with me do you?". They don't feel threatened because you are after an imaginary sister, not them. And it makes them laugh.

    Submitted by okieraider71 on Jul 2, 13 at 11:54am