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    Submitted by zoeychow on Jul 2, 13 at 1:23pm

    when you ask her if she wants pizza and a fuck and she says "gross", that's when you respond with, "what? you don't like pizza?"

  • 43 38
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 2, 13 at 12:10pm

    You're telling them that you last less than 30 minutes...

  • 40 45
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 2, 13 at 1:20pm

    Probability says that line will eventually work. Keep using it.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jul 3, 13 at 7:54am

    That line only works on drunk freshman girls.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by TexTushHog on Jul 3, 13 at 5:15am

    So you fancy a shag? 'No! 'Well d'ya mind laying down while I have one!

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    Submitted by Axel5238 on Jul 6, 13 at 6:03am

    One that worked for me was I want you in the worst way standing up on a hammock, she said that isn't possible is it? My reply Dunno but it'll be fun to try though right? Give that a go be cute and be funny with the lines. She loved it.

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    Submitted by okieraider71 on Jul 2, 13 at 11:54am

    Got a great one: " You don't have an identical twin sister that would like to slip in the sheets with me do you?". They don't feel threatened because you are after an imaginary sister, not them. And it makes them laugh.