my mouth tastes like poor choices
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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