I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize