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  • hahaha! I hope you get pulled over by a cop with a mustache

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:50pm
  • 2:48 What other kinds are there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Because those other illegal things are not typically carried on your person and shown to various people several times each day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:30pm
  • I hope it was one of those big swoopy mustaches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:48pm
  • those severe penalties don't seem to deter people from doing other illegal things. what is different about this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:27pm
  • lmao. i dont have a drivers license so i use my student ID. and i drew a handlebar mustache on it and it looks semi-real. i love when i go in for a job interview or the bank and they ask for my license/ID because they either start laughing or do a double take

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:17pm
  • Defacing or altering a driver's license or identification card is a criminal offense that can carry severe penalties, including fines and jail time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Yeah, 5:17. Bring your defaced ID to a job interview. Genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:49pm
  • i gotta try that shit on my friends!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Next time, get your name added as "McLovin"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:59am
  • Better than getting a dick drawn over your face I suppose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:58pm