just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Talk about a snowblower....
You're insane, and likely to kill yourself. But on the other hand, there's no such thing as a bad time for a blowjob. So please, continue.
10:05. Pretty sure it's the guys who are so desperate to get some they'll do it in a car. I just think it's something different to do, but if you're going to throw the desperate label out... It's the guys.
Oh get over it and live in the moment.
I love saint paul
That's some true MN love right there.
In Soviet Russia the snow storms give you head. As do seatbelts. And death. And priorities.
i might know these 2 lol those are my local area codes and i heard about someone gettin rode head during the storm lol
Oh Darwin! You seem to have missed a couple of prime candidates!
Are you stupid? DO you not know Darwin's theory at all???? It doesn't matter how dumb you are so long as you are reproducing to pass on your traits. They obv. survived and are obviously sexually active, they are the PRIME example of Darwin's theory.
10:30 was not referring to Darwin's theory, but Darwin Awards, which, according to wiki, is an honor awarded to those who have "lost the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion".
Tits and bacon...breakfast of champions
7:01, try to learn how to spell correctly before trying to insult someone else's intelligence
To 9:37..... Well sadly no.
Holy crap, there's a text talking about getting road head in a blizard on here
I would have been more concerned about the fact that if he crashed while she was blowing him, she'd bite his dick off.
Minnesotans are experts in snow storm road head.
That's actually how someone I know just died, no joke
Hey 4:01 I no it's probably because no one wants to read the shit that you submitted. Get a sence of humor. Scrub.
I just ran over a black with my snow tires... Whir getting road head... In soviet Russia
COOL. No one cares. How does this shit get submitted but none of the funny and real ones my friends and I submit ??
I love stp whores
oh MY GOD why does this op CAPITALIZE RANDOM SETENCES? it's kind OF ANNOYING.
Texts about snow storms are still funny? Oh wait, no they aren't.
Awwww, I love white girls!!! So friendly
Road head in saint Paul. Haha ! Normal.
Haha 946 snowblower is right
I'd be more worried about my dick being bit off if they wrecked.
Bonus points for the extra bumps and potholes, right? lol
This is like the exact text between my friend and I when I told her about giving my boyfriend road head
I like tits and bacon
This isn't any funnier than the last time it was posted. I'm just sayin..
Stop complaining, soviet Russia guy is doing his thing. Just enjoy the texts. Except maybe this one haha it's pretty weak.
Jerry. We have been down this road many times before. Wait til u get home!!!
STP ! Respect
You ever notice how the owners of the text never give props to their submission? makes me think that tfln is making these up and that our submissions don't matter..?
In Capitalist America 13% of the US population is black. 80% of the US prison population is black.
But YOU don't get pregnant from GIVING head ... So maybe there's hope yet. (at least I hope you don't or I'm screwed)
9:37 no you are not. i LOVE anal
You're doing it right
This sucked. Get funny
Oh the storm part makes it exciting.
Road head really isn't a good idea..Girls are so desperate for cock they would acrualy risk their life. Wow.
(908): Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dumbest text ever. How did this shit make it on?!
Haha. Bet she is Mormon! She broke the rules??? OH MY
I'm with 4:01. The mods are complete dumbasses
@ 1:53.. I was wondering the same thing!!!
In Soviet Russia, the snow storm blows your seatbelt and priorities give rim jobs to roads.
If you wanted it that bad you could have pulled over. Moron!
This is retarted
WTF has russia done lately, besides getting their first burger king?
minnesota at its finest!
Seen this txt s couple months back ;P
Black Jack 21... If u crashed you would have had cock mouth and he would have been missing an appendage.