Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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