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  • 81 57
    Submitted by marey on Jan 13, 11 at 5:27pm

    sounds like someone just found an excuse to pour drink all over your breasts.

  • 76 66
    Submitted by Figuratively on Jan 13, 11 at 8:33pm

    My area code...I hate any asshole who spills a drink on me.

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Fungus08 on Jan 13, 11 at 10:07pm

    You can. \nTip: If you're ever just a "little bit" over a breatholyser, tell them you just came from work, you're a bartender, and you just had one drink after work. \nA tiny amount of alcohol is absorbed through your skin while you work, so it could just push you over the legal limit. \n\nNot that I'd ever condone drink driving. That'd make you a complete F#@Ktard.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by klstixbro on Jan 13, 11 at 11:27pm

    U jelly dressfags?

  • 58 66
    Submitted by woodstockgeorgia on Jan 13, 11 at 7:41pm

    That's funny

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Nuggit on Jan 13, 11 at 11:04pm

    So... U can't then?