We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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With every penis delivery, I'll throw in one protein shake, absolutely free!
how about just having penis for breakfast?
PENISES FOR BREAKFAST???
oh cmon nobody remembers Reese's puffs cereal with the "candy for breakfast?" screaming heads...it wasn't that shitty a cereal
remember remember the 5th of November...
You shouldnt be hungry after a healthy serving of meat!
Never would a friend send this to me. Dummy
He's gonna scramble your eggs.
doesn't that happen a couple weeks later?
Only thing better than a whore is a greedy whore...
Don't you mean worse?
it could go either way
Porksword- you sir, win today