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  • You dumbshit motherfucker. What the fuck is wrong with you? If you think that's funny then there is seriously something wrong you dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:28am
  • I hope that kid doesn't grow up to be an alcoholic. But most likely he will and when that happens I hope he gets a DWI running over the OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:15am
  • You don't deserve kids!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:40am
  • Ahh, trashy hoes. What would America be without them? ~ M

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:15am
  • First and this is horrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:11am
  • You should be steralized....and I'm not kidding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:10pm
  • I hope this is fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:12am
  • How the fuck did TFLN pass this? This is not only unfunny, it's just plain bad fucking taste. Good god. Also, how is it that not letting a three yr old have alcohol "sheltering"? HE IS THREE YEARS OLD FFS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:55pm
  • That is awful. Do you know how bad that can hurt a 3 yr old. Fucking idiot. People like this piss me off and don't deserve to ever have children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:29am
  • Not funny, douche bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:24am
  • It doesn't matter whether or not the kid drank the booze. The OP is a dumb mother fucker for doing it. Do what you want with your own life. Don't fuck with someone else's--especially a kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:40am
  • OP your kids will be dead before they reach 20 if u keep up your attitude. motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:22am
  • If in fact the OP did use jager, then that is child abuse. Not so funny is it? Stupid twat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:01am
  • Oh shut up. It isn't your kid and this may just be a joke. Calm down. Complaining over tfln won't change anything. Giving alcohol to a child is never okay, but who knows if he actually did or not?

    Submitted by beckkyylou on Aug 11, 10 at 1:06am
  • Oh you college kids and your adderral.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:35am
  • Everyone needs to calm down. It's clearly a joke. And get off tfln if you don't have a sense of humor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:31am
  • First!!! And start them young!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:11am
  • First!!!!!!11!!!!Juan!!!ii!!1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:14am
  • Youre a thug and a scoundrel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:39am
  • My little nieces pronounce them "ager bombs"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:33am
  • I hope you never reproduce... -girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:41am
  • people are so anal, if we shelter our children they will get to be college freshmen, find alcohol and get so drunk they get alcohol poisoning and get kicked out. I was exposed at an early age, got all of my partying done in high school, and now i am on the deans list as a biochemistry major.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:26am
  • 11:06 that's quite the uh.. Imagination you have z

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:49am
  • 12:10, I'll bring the razor, you bring a blow torch so he doesn't bleed out after we cut it off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:02pm
  • Your kids would be seriously fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:21pm
  • 11:59 took the words right out of my purdy mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:20pm
  • You're pathetic. I hope you're never able to have children. Not cool at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:06am
  • I just remembered why TFLN pisses me off. Stupid shit like this that's not even funny makes it on here. And I've known a shit ton of people who submit real shit that's funny as fuck and it never makes it. Oh. And there really is no "teaching" involved in Jager bombs. You just down the fucking things. Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:37am
  • 10:26... There's a difference between high school and 3 years old. Jack ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:57pm
  • I clicked to look at the replies just to see everyone bitching out the OP, like he cares or knows what you're saying. Funny stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:31am
  • 10:26 should have gotten your partying in during preschool then you'd have a less soul sucking major

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:58am
  • I'm hoping he just demonstrated on himself... Not actually taught the kid to drink jäger. Either way it's still fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:13am
  • 5:24, Yo broski, can I get a couple heinekens down here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:06am
  • Don't get your panties in a bunch, it's obviously a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:16am
  • Lol your making the world a better place, one child at a time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:11am
  • I'm really really hoping that by teaching this 3 year old he just did a visual demonstration and did not let the child participate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Next time show him your weiner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:27am
  • I remember when I put the health and safety of a toddler at risk! That was a great day. Oh wait - I never did that... BECAUSE IT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG. Fuck up your own life if you want to, but touch a kid and I'll fuck you up based on principle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:30am
  • Op didn't say they gave the kid booze, why do anal people even look on this website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:35am
  • Thanks for representing the 818. It's vaguely funny, but it also reminds me why I need to move out of the valley.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Nice. Cause the world desperately needs more loser parents to fuck up another generation of kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:07pm