I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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