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  • Submitted by mojomaverick on Apr 6, 10 at 2:17pm

    Wow. Use newspaper, textbooks...but good god man...don't give up!

  • Submitted by maskedman on Apr 6, 10 at 3:40pm

    It's a good thing you came (no pun intended) to TFLN. This place is full of solutions. So don't give up the dream, just find another dream catcher.

  • Submitted by blueberryluv2010 on Apr 6, 10 at 4:49pm

    Just cum in your own mouth. It's the circle of life simba.

  • Submitted by lolafalola on Apr 6, 10 at 4:42pm

    Another reason I thank god I'm a girl...

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    Submitted by JWOWW on Apr 6, 10 at 3:25pm

    Shower babies?

  • Submitted by confuzedbliss on Apr 6, 10 at 2:27pm


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    Submitted by Siress on Apr 6, 10 at 8:59pm

    You must go to community college... TP is free in public restrooms, as are soap, water and, often, papertowels.

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    Submitted by lernington on Apr 6, 10 at 3:30pm

    old t shirt. not something to give up

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    Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Apr 6, 10 at 4:34pm

    Save it. Freeze it. Then sell it.

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    Submitted by Elvinfiredragon on Apr 6, 10 at 4:50pm

    why can't you just do it into the toilet?

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    Submitted by freshwaterotter on Apr 7, 10 at 3:29am

    Just remember TLC...Terrycloth, Linen, Cotton. Socks, towels, bed sheets, pillow cases, t shirts, boxers, cloth napkins, duvet covers- you can wash them with very little soap at a high temperature and they're good as new every week. PLUS I don't know if you know this, but SKIN is easy and inexpensive to launder. Don't stop believing, bro.

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      Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Apr 19, 10 at 2:35am

      You're the motherfucking Martha Stewart of masturbation. I don't know if I'm in love with you or if I pity you. One thing I -do- know, though, is that giving up masturbation is seriously demented.

  • 92 95
    Submitted by jrod06 on Apr 6, 10 at 3:06pm

    Use a sock

  • 86 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 2:14pm

    MY LORD .. thats low

  • 79 77
    Submitted by SummerSunshine00 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:06am

    Go get some! Lol then you'll be fine!

  • 78 77
    Submitted by hella5891 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:34pm

    are you serious? just do it in the showe, fool. or are you trying to save on soap aswell?

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    Submitted by SaddleUp352 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:23am

    Agreeing with Hella! But that's some funny stuff!

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 6, 10 at 2:48pm

    do you have a girlfriend....2 words...Open Wide!

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    Submitted by idareyou2move24 on Apr 6, 10 at 3:28pm

    Don't you dare. Who do you think you are!?

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    Submitted by Tara1ynn on Apr 6, 10 at 10:05pm

    Masterbation in the showe is a plus

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    Submitted by trke0302 on Apr 6, 10 at 3:49pm

    Just blast it on a dish and rinse it off

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    Submitted by d_horton on Apr 6, 10 at 6:04pm

    Hello towel

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    Submitted by pandasarecute420 on Apr 6, 10 at 8:45pm

    Wow, yet another reason I'm a huge fan of being female. ^_^

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      Submitted by flaunn on Apr 6, 10 at 11:19pm

      I'd say not bleeding for a week still tops not having to find somewhere to shoot a load.

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        Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 7, 10 at 2:12am

        As a girl I agree with you.

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          Submitted by peaches87 on Apr 10, 10 at 5:54pm

          what do you girls mean? i'm a chick and i always have a mess to clean up after i play with myself. but again, just use an old towel or tshirt, dude.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:50am

    Use the shower.

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    Submitted by looger on Apr 6, 10 at 8:27pm

    You should just steal it from the dorm dumbass....or jerk off in the toilet

  • 68 79
    Submitted by zak197 on Apr 6, 10 at 8:45pm

    Wouldn't be a problem if you had a GF that swallows...or BF...whatever turns your crank.

  • 65 75
    Submitted by philwert on Apr 7, 10 at 5:13pm

    Just jizz in the toilet and wash it off.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 7:47pm

    The floor is there for you

  • Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 8:50pm

    Wipe your jizz in the bed. Have your bitch clean it.

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    Submitted by grandaddypurps on Apr 7, 10 at 7:54pm

    get a towel man. how stupid can you be?

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    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 10:01pm

    Siress- apartment

  • Submitted by zinger on Apr 6, 10 at 2:33pm

    Uh. Hold your prostate with your other hand, no mess.

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    Submitted by crazygagirl07 on Oct 11, 10 at 5:29am

    I think he was being sarcastic. Just saying

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    Submitted by wumingdo83 on Apr 7, 10 at 9:26am

    use your underwear. You can reuse then, and throw it in the wash with your dirty clothes.

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 6:21pm

    Use socks. If you're really desperate, use someone else's socks.

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    Submitted by 6Chloee9 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:50pm

    Ohhmyygod! Thankk god I'm a girl(:

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 7, 10 at 2:11am

    Hey, I Say take napkins from restaurants/bars to sue, or do that in the shower.

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    Submitted by poppette530 on Apr 6, 10 at 7:10pm

    Helllllooooo use. Tshirt they're washable

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    Submitted by jmfobros on Apr 12, 10 at 1:24am

    Follow your dreams! Use a handkercheif if you have to! But for the love of god, don't let anyone borrow it!

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 6, 10 at 7:15pm


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 5:20pm

    Dude no mess method... It works amazingly. Just pinch right behind your sack and it doesn't come out... Unroll you let go... So then just waddle To somewhere you can shoot er out... Like an exes car hood or something. You still get the orgasm and everything.

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    Submitted by MissKitKa on Apr 6, 10 at 5:11pm

    I agree with the toilet or shower cause if you use clothes then you're still spending money!

  • 54 81
    Submitted by SundayDrive on Apr 6, 10 at 2:42pm

    You make me proud, South Jersey.

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    Submitted by maynard on Apr 7, 10 at 1:25am

    Play with yourself in the shower!

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    Submitted by AnonymousQLD on Apr 9, 10 at 10:16am

    Dude I really feel for you, it's just one of those luxuries in life you can't cheap out on