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  • Wow. Use newspaper, textbooks...but good god man...don't give up!

    Submitted by mojomaverick on Apr 6, 10 at 2:17pm
  • It's a good thing you came (no pun intended) to TFLN. This place is full of solutions. So don't give up the dream, just find another dream catcher.

    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 6, 10 at 3:40pm
  • Just cum in your own mouth. It's the circle of life simba.

    Submitted by blueberryluv2010 on Apr 6, 10 at 4:49pm
  • Another reason I thank god I'm a girl...

    Submitted by lolafalola on Apr 6, 10 at 4:42pm
  • Shower babies?

    Submitted by JWOWW on Apr 6, 10 at 3:25pm
  • You must go to community college... TP is free in public restrooms, as are soap, water and, often, papertowels.

    Submitted by Siress on Apr 6, 10 at 8:59pm
  • old t shirt. not something to give up

    Submitted by lernington on Apr 6, 10 at 3:30pm
  • Towel??

    Submitted by confuzedbliss on Apr 6, 10 at 2:27pm
  • Save it. Freeze it. Then sell it.

    Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Apr 6, 10 at 4:34pm
  • why can't you just do it into the toilet?

    Submitted by Elvinfiredragon on Apr 6, 10 at 4:50pm
  • Just remember TLC...Terrycloth, Linen, Cotton. Socks, towels, bed sheets, pillow cases, t shirts, boxers, cloth napkins, duvet covers- you can wash them with very little soap at a high temperature and they're good as new every week. PLUS I don't know if you know this, but SKIN is easy and inexpensive to launder. Don't stop believing, bro.

    Submitted by freshwaterotter on Apr 7, 10 at 3:29am
    • You're the motherfucking Martha Stewart of masturbation. I don't know if I'm in love with you or if I pity you. One thing I -do- know, though, is that giving up masturbation is seriously demented.

      Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Apr 19, 10 at 2:35am
  • Use a sock

    Submitted by jrod06 on Apr 6, 10 at 3:06pm
  • are you serious? just do it in the showe, fool. or are you trying to save on soap aswell?

    Submitted by hella5891 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:34pm
  • MY LORD .. thats low

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 2:14pm
  • Go get some! Lol then you'll be fine!

    Submitted by SummerSunshine00 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:06am
  • Agreeing with Hella! But that's some funny stuff!

    Submitted by SaddleUp352 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:23am
  • do you have a girlfriend....2 words...Open Wide!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 6, 10 at 2:48pm
  • Don't you dare. Who do you think you are!?

    Submitted by idareyou2move24 on Apr 6, 10 at 3:28pm
  • Masterbation in the showe is a plus

    Submitted by Tara1ynn on Apr 6, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Just blast it on a dish and rinse it off

    Submitted by trke0302 on Apr 6, 10 at 3:49pm
  • Hello towel

    Submitted by d_horton on Apr 6, 10 at 6:04pm
  • Wow, yet another reason I'm a huge fan of being female. ^_^

    Submitted by pandasarecute420 on Apr 6, 10 at 8:45pm
    • I'd say not bleeding for a week still tops not having to find somewhere to shoot a load.

      Submitted by flaunn on Apr 6, 10 at 11:19pm
      • As a girl I agree with you.

        Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 7, 10 at 2:12am
        • what do you girls mean? i'm a chick and i always have a mess to clean up after i play with myself. but again, just use an old towel or tshirt, dude.

          Submitted by peaches87 on Apr 10, 10 at 5:54pm
  • Use the shower.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:50am
  • You should just steal it from the dorm dumbass....or jerk off in the toilet

    Submitted by looger on Apr 6, 10 at 8:27pm
  • Wouldn't be a problem if you had a GF that swallows...or BF...whatever turns your crank.

    Submitted by zak197 on Apr 6, 10 at 8:45pm
  • Just jizz in the toilet and wash it off.

    Submitted by philwert on Apr 7, 10 at 5:13pm
  • The floor is there for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 7:47pm
  • Wipe your jizz in the bed. Have your bitch clean it.

    Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 8:50pm
  • Siress- apartment

    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 10:01pm
  • Uh. Hold your prostate with your other hand, no mess.

    Submitted by zinger on Apr 6, 10 at 2:33pm
  • I think he was being sarcastic. Just saying

    Submitted by crazygagirl07 on Oct 11, 10 at 5:29am
  • get a towel man. how stupid can you be?

    Submitted by grandaddypurps on Apr 7, 10 at 7:54pm
  • Helllllooooo use. Tshirt they're washable

    Submitted by poppette530 on Apr 6, 10 at 7:10pm
  • use your underwear. You can reuse then, and throw it in the wash with your dirty clothes.

    Submitted by wumingdo83 on Apr 7, 10 at 9:26am
  • Hey, I Say take napkins from restaurants/bars to sue, or do that in the shower.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 7, 10 at 2:11am
  • Use socks. If you're really desperate, use someone else's socks.

    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 6:21pm
  • Ohhmyygod! Thankk god I'm a girl(:

    Submitted by 6Chloee9 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:50pm
  • shower?

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 6, 10 at 7:15pm
  • Follow your dreams! Use a handkercheif if you have to! But for the love of god, don't let anyone borrow it!

    Submitted by jmfobros on Apr 12, 10 at 1:24am
  • Dude no mess method... It works amazingly. Just pinch right behind your sack and it doesn't come out... Unroll you let go... So then just waddle To somewhere you can shoot er out... Like an exes car hood or something. You still get the orgasm and everything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 5:20pm
  • I agree with the toilet or shower cause if you use clothes then you're still spending money!

    Submitted by MissKitKa on Apr 6, 10 at 5:11pm
  • You make me proud, South Jersey.

    Submitted by SundayDrive on Apr 6, 10 at 2:42pm
  • Dude I really feel for you, it's just one of those luxuries in life you can't cheap out on

    Submitted by AnonymousQLD on Apr 9, 10 at 10:16am
  • Play with yourself in the shower!

    Submitted by maynard on Apr 7, 10 at 1:25am