Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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Wow. Use newspaper, textbooks...but good god man...don't give up!
It's a good thing you came (no pun intended) to TFLN. This place is full of solutions. So don't give up the dream, just find another dream catcher.
Just cum in your own mouth. It's the circle of life simba.
Another reason I thank god I'm a girl...
You must go to community college... TP is free in public restrooms, as are soap, water and, often, papertowels.
old t shirt. not something to give up
why can't you just do it into the toilet?
Save it. Freeze it. Then sell it.
Just remember TLC...Terrycloth, Linen, Cotton. Socks, towels, bed sheets, pillow cases, t shirts, boxers, cloth napkins, duvet covers- you can wash them with very little soap at a high temperature and they're good as new every week. PLUS I don't know if you know this, but SKIN is easy and inexpensive to launder. Don't stop believing, bro.
You're the motherfucking Martha Stewart of masturbation. I don't know if I'm in love with you or if I pity you. One thing I -do- know, though, is that giving up masturbation is seriously demented.
Use a sock
MY LORD .. thats low
are you serious? just do it in the showe, fool. or are you trying to save on soap aswell?
Go get some! Lol then you'll be fine!
Don't you dare. Who do you think you are!?
Agreeing with Hella! But that's some funny stuff!
Wow, yet another reason I'm a huge fan of being female. ^_^
I'd say not bleeding for a week still tops not having to find somewhere to shoot a load.
As a girl I agree with you.
what do you girls mean? i'm a chick and i always have a mess to clean up after i play with myself. but again, just use an old towel or tshirt, dude.
do you have a girlfriend....2 words...Open Wide!
Just blast it on a dish and rinse it off
Wouldn't be a problem if you had a GF that swallows...or BF...whatever turns your crank.
Masterbation in the showe is a plus
Use the shower.
You should just steal it from the dorm dumbass....or jerk off in the toilet
get a towel man. how stupid can you be?
Wipe your jizz in the bed. Have your bitch clean it.
The floor is there for you
Just jizz in the toilet and wash it off.
Use socks. If you're really desperate, use someone else's socks.
I think he was being sarcastic. Just saying
Hey, I Say take napkins from restaurants/bars to sue, or do that in the shower.
Ohhmyygod! Thankk god I'm a girl(:
Uh. Hold your prostate with your other hand, no mess.
use your underwear. You can reuse then, and throw it in the wash with your dirty clothes.
Helllllooooo use. Tshirt they're washable
I agree with the toilet or shower cause if you use clothes then you're still spending money!
Dude no mess method... It works amazingly. Just pinch right behind your sack and it doesn't come out... Unroll you let go... So then just waddle
To somewhere you can shoot er out... Like an exes car hood or something. You still get the orgasm and everything.
Play with yourself in the shower!
You make me proud, South Jersey.
Follow your dreams! Use a handkercheif if you have to! But for the love of god, don't let anyone borrow it!
Dude I really feel for you, it's just one of those luxuries in life you can't cheap out on