bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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