I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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