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  • Cut God some slack...He could have put it on your forehead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:17am
  • Am I the only one here who paid attention in health class?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:20am
  • hahaha 11:17, i just pictured girls with clits on their foreheads:P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:19am
  • hahaha who ever wrote that about taking a piss... YOU DONT PEE OUT OF YOUR VAGINA hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:34am
  • well in addition to making childbirth more painful & stuff, the clit being inside would be not as much fun, what are you supposed to do when you're on your period?! at least you can still get off since its outside

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:36pm
  • Okay 10:54

    Submitted by dezbryn1 on May 3, 10 at 9:18am
  • knock knock, who's there? it's me...wondering why you're not naked. knock knock, who's there? me again...still wondering why you're not naked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:31pm
  • i cant have sex with your personality and i cant put my penis college degree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Whyyyyyyy do you all take this shit so seriously. Go suck my clit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:00pm
  • Well at least you don't have a dick just hanging in the front to where every thing can hit it and it hurts like hell

    Submitted by josecalles on Aug 25, 10 at 11:58am
  • This makes me ashamed to be from the 765.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:40am
  • FYI, if the clit was INSIDE a girl would be screaming in pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:11am
  • Dude, the clit is perfect outside the vagina. that way, girls can still get off on their period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Why?

    Submitted by huggabella on Sep 16, 10 at 6:50pm
  • New Jersey sucks. Just wanted to point that out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:07pm
  • guys that say the g-spot isnt real make me so sad. you'll find it little buddy. you'll find it. although it does make it easier for us to weed out guys to never hook up with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:18pm
  • these posts show just exactly how young and sexually inexperienced so many subscribers to this site are. it's fucking ridiculous how stupid some of you people are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:06pm
  • suddenly everyones a doctor, thats cute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:59pm
  • I'm a woman and I'd have to agree. The pleasure would be insanely good. My only thought is that head would suck if that was the case and I love head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 4:31am
  • prove it 11:14, with pictures.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:14am
  • 10:54

    Submitted by dezbryn1 on May 3, 10 at 9:20am
  • No, it's jersey. Jersey sucks balls. I realize the text isn't from Jersey, I just felt the need to remind everyone that it sucks massive elephant balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:29pm
  • I think what he's trying to say is that true love is blind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:54pm
  • 1:21, i don't care about science, if you've found it, you KNOW it's there, trust me!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:45pm
  • 121's first problem is that he thinks the g spot is in the urethra...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Fuuuck youuu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:16pm
  • 1:21 - So, when I EMPTY my bladder right before sex and he makes me squirt a least a pint, 3 minutes later by stimulating my G-spot... that clear liquid came out of my EMPTY bladder? No. There are glands around a woman's urethra that produce the ejaculate. The ejaculate is odorless and tasteless, unlike urine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Who cares where the clit or the g-spot are? Go make me a sandwhich.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:21am
  • it is. it's called the clitoral crura, look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Wow..readin this just made me a little dumber..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:42pm
  • Yes, 11:11, THAT much goo. And it is a GLORIOUS feeling to know that MY tonguing got her there! FYI - It's not odorless or tasteless. It tastes pretty good in fact.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:21pm
  • 1:21 has clearly never hit a woman's G spot before. Definitely never had a woman squirt all over their fingers either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Prostate gland is only found in men, blonde bio. Learn your anatomy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:31pm
  • This girl doesn't understand how evolution works, does she?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:35am
  • The clit is fine where it is. It allows for more variation in sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Oooo 12:36 that's a really good point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:50pm
  • 1:21 the G-spot is real The G-spot is the bunch of nerves on the inside of the vagina through where the clit is. Because these nerves are all bunched up it is very pleasureful if something rubs against it. Just because your tiny thing cant reach it doesnt mean it doesnt exist :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:45pm
  • The point of the text was that he/she wanted sex to stimulate the clit easier. As for many of the above noters...re-take health class or google some things about human anatomy. It seems many people do not know where the clit is, that a G-spot is a real body part, where a woman gives birth from vs where she unrinates from....poor lost souls....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:00pm
  • Show me your genitals, your genitals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:00pm
  • wow, im glad i can hit the g spot, and it is real fellas...go learn a fucking thing or two about pleasing a woman....the person above me who said that this shows how inexperienced the users on this site are, so true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:32pm
  • Youre talking bout stuff...I'd rather see your titties

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:49pm
  • I agree with OP, I see where she's going with this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 6:12am
  • Don't blame god, apparently he meant for women to have it cut off at birth anyway. He really digs mutilating children's genitals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:01am
  • I'd like to clear something up for eeryone here . Women have a prostate gland that produces female ejaculation, i know that you aslo do not pee out of your vag, you pee out of your urethra. Im a blonde, girl from CANADA in bio 30 and i know that. Sadddd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:20am
  • and i can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams so why you sharin' all this information with me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 7:32pm
  • 11:14 that just made me laugh so hard. are you serious? you don't piss out of your vagina dude. hahaha that honestly just made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:06pm
  • mmmmmmmm....G-spot. i have came prolly not a pint, but close. it was a multiple-o kinda nite :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:26pm
  • 12:07 .. its Indiana, not new jersey idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:36pm
  • I'm the Anne Frank of erections

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:21pm
  • texter is a lazy pile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:31am
  • 6:31 you should learn anatomy yourself. Both sexes have prostates. The position differs as the fetus develops and the sex develops but women most definitely do have prostates.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:09am
  • just go pick up a cosmopolitan magazine and all these questions will be answered.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:38am
  • THE G SPOT IS VERY REAL! I LOVE MINE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:06pm
  • god is great, god is beautiful. god loves you no matter what you think. and you should love him too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:32pm
  • this would solve all of my problems. and most of the world's really,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:52pm
  • 1.02pm you are so right!!!!!!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:26pm
  • once had a conversation with a guy and he said he wished he had a clit on his forehead. easy enough to reach and saves a lot of wanking. ...he definitely knows where mine is though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:23am
  • Um. News Flash: The clit is both INSIDE and OUTSIDE of the vagina. You're all morons. Pwned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:03pm
  • The G-Spot is the Urethral Sponge, and when it is stimulated it fills with blood and feels ridged. When stimulated more the woman can ejaculate through two holes on two sides of the urethra. The ejaculate goes into the bladder if the woman does not release it, it is a different PH than urine, which is why if a woman does not ejaculate she should use the restroom soon after sex to avoid a UTI which can occur from the PH balance in the bladder being thrown off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:57pm
  • LOL, if it was sex would be extremely painful for women!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:39pm
  • The Gspot is an extension of the clit, they have are the same family of nerve endings. Look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:03pm
  • Dude that's awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:36pm
  • (765) you are the idiot. Childbirth (which is the main body part for childbirth) would be impossible! Thats why all the nerves are in the clit away from the birth canal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:13am
  • 1:44...you squirt a PINT? That seems like an awful lot. Guys don't even do that much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:06pm
  • At least if it was on the forehead it'd be easier for guys to find!!

    Submitted by courtchronic on Jun 2, 11 at 9:19pm
  • Fuck you 11:29, what shit hole do you live in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:59am
  • People, don't start with Jon's songs xD Still haven't figured out if the G-spot is, or not, a myth, but er, peeing from the vag and cumming pee....now you guys aren't the most colorful crayon in the box now are you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:53pm
  • 10:54, fuck off. find another place to talk about God, we don't wanna hear it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:01pm
  • E= MC vagina. 2+2 = vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:29pm
  • The g spot is easy to find, once you go in point your fingers up and you can feel a small rough patch about the size of a nickle or so. Massage that with your fingers and lick the clot and that's how you really make a girl cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:46pm
  • pigs' clit is in their vageen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Hahaha that's funny... Painful, yet funny as hell!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:08am
  • If your clit was inside your vag it would not be pleasurable but extremely painful.

    Submitted by liztacular on Mar 29, 10 at 1:32pm
  • Hold up!!!! Then the world would have no girl on girl action!!!!!! Bad idea...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:53am
  • i don't understand why we have to bring our lord into this. God is magnificent and blesses us all. he sees beauty in every living creature and wishes them the best. i think calling our amazing creator an "idiot" is really wrong and purely done by the uneducated. please think more clearly people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:54pm
  • 11:14- biology FAIL. Same with the OP, for that matter. The G-spot is inside and AWESOME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Probably the most ignorant thing I've ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Then they would enjoy pegnancy too much and they're not supposed to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:11am
  • god must have been punishing eve because she took the first bite of the apple. what a bitch, going and ruining it for the rest of us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:16pm
  • wtf, if it was in the vag it would make child birth even MORE painful. idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:28am
  • stop talking about God!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:00pm
  • The G spot is a lie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:11am
  • 12:20 Bullshit. You came out of your mom's vagina afterall, so it couldn't have been any good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:03am
  • correction: the vagina being the main body part

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:14am
  • The G Spot is there, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:04am
  • 2:06.2 - a pint does sound like an awful lot. I have got through 2 layers of towels before but there is no way a whole pint came [ha, came] from me. Guys do have a lot less, it's more like a teaspoon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Check the science, 12:00. There is no G-Spot. There are no more nerves there than in any other part of the urethra. And just for the record, when a woman "squirts," yes, that is pee. Researchers have watched the liquid go straight from the bladder to the urethra. Though I can't believe anyone thinks women pee out of their vaginas. What a tard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:21pm
  • correction: women are good for four things: cooking, cleaning, vaginas, and their sister's vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:20am
  • what kind of moron thinks girls pee out of their vagina? wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:15am
  • 121 is correct..squirt co mes from the urethra.and the g s po t is not even an anatomical body part, very few wo men have one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:24am
  • Perhaps my favorite TFLN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 7:46pm
  • In certain animals, such as the pig, the clitoris IS located in the vagina. Personally, I'm behind this idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Why not just put in her ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Wow this texter is a lazy pile of smelly dog shit... Why would you want it inside the vagina, so you would have to have a tongue like Gene Simmons to give a girl head...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:58am
  • LOL because babies barely stretch the birth canal and you pee from your vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:38am
  • Do people realize how big a pint is? That's a lot of goo! We're talking about a Solo cup....or 4 ounces more than a Coke can. Really? THAT much goo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:11am
  • Imagine trying to give birth with an inside-the-vagoo clit. I'm pretty sure the pain would be so bad you'd die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:27am
  • May you burn in HELL for calling the lord Stupid you promiscuous whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:08pm
  • bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..... ok, so i'm down with there being two. inside and out. oh what fun THAT would be! and seriously to the folks who are nit-picking.... find some other life goal - not so sure this is it?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:33am
  • women are good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and vaginas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:53pm
  • hmm if the clit was inside you would be screaming in pleasure every time you took a piss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:14am