You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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