If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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How environmentally friendly of him!
I literally laughed out loud. One of my favorites for sure.
Zuse is using a bike, it's a lot more low profile.
Do you mean Zeus?
if he's not in highschool or 5minutes away than you probably don't want the dude with the bike to come pillage your loins
Omg I love this!
"Bike" could very easily be a motorcycle guys and gals...
Lance, fucking Matthew Mcconnahey will not get you back your Tour de France titles.
Gods don't ride bicycles. Fail!
If you've ever read up on Greek mythology, "fuck you like a god" is basically r@pe...