If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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How environmentally friendly of him!
I literally laughed out loud. One of my favorites for sure.
Omg I love this!
if he's not in highschool or 5minutes away than you probably don't want the dude with the bike to come pillage your loins
Zuse is using a bike, it's a lot more low profile.
Do you mean Zeus?
Lance, fucking Matthew Mcconnahey will not get you back your Tour de France titles.
"Bike" could very easily be a motorcycle guys and gals...
Gods don't ride bicycles. Fail!
If you've ever read up on Greek mythology, "fuck you like a god" is basically r@pe...