ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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