I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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That's when I decided to gave sex with him instead
maybe his intention was then to munch carpet
Syrup is good on waffles, pancakes, and lots more but that's just sick.
Is that what they're calling it these days?
I don't think scruffy the dog wants to make out with you either
That's ok. That was his boyfriend's man syrup he was licking up anyways.