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  • 54 32
    Submitted by porksword on Sep 14, 11 at 7:37am

    He knows, he just can't figure out how you got his number.

  • 47 23
    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Sep 14, 11 at 12:41am

    Have fun this Thanksgiving, dude.

  • 42 38
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Sep 13, 11 at 3:48pm

    And he replies, well at least it's not genetics.

  • 40 40
    Submitted by dangerD on Sep 14, 11 at 2:48am

    You're adopted.

  • 35 40
    Submitted by swallows on Sep 14, 11 at 4:14am

    Was his response, "Tell that to the parent who voted you be a dumpster baby! And P.S. you can start paying your phone bill immediately."

  • 33 38
    Submitted by wildness on Sep 13, 11 at 3:05pm

    truth hurts.....