I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
We need to get me chipped asap
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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