Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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