Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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