Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Randomize
