Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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