I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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