He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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I really wonder why some people read this site. If you don't like it, don't waste your time reading it. The title "Texts from Last Night" with the tag line "Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do." suggests that there will be texts about sex, drugs, and alcohol. If that's offensive or childish or in any other way displeasing to you, then why are yo
Girls who take it on the face are awesome... Don't be sad just because no cute guys will fuck you :)...
Fuck all you pieces if shit
For the people who think it is the girl who posted this. I am doubting that. It was probably the receiver of the text that put it up here. They are not divulging details of their sex life. Whoa... Did I just blow your mind?
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
Good girl for taking load to face
@3:25 don't hate on California
in the face.......in the face!!
4:57 I AM MARRIED AND I LET MY HUSBAND CUM ON MY FACE ONCE IN A WHILE SO THE "NO" EXCEPTION RULE IS BULLSHIT.....U CAN STILL BE KINKY AND MARRIED. WHY GIVE UP THE GOOD SEX ONCE YOU TIE THE KNOT????
This makes me wanna throw up.
You guys all suck any girl who can take a load to the face is a winner in my book. But only if she cleans up like a big girl.
Holy shit I know who that is!!! Hahaha way to go 630!!!!
I just want to know who it was living in 630 lol
At least he had christmas spirit?
1150, your shitty marriage doesn't mean anyone else's will suck. my husband still gets head AND gets to cum on my face. if marriage ruins your sex life you've got other problems.
and on a different note- if you and your partner are both ok with/enjoy what's going on in your sex life (bondage, face shots, dressing up, dirty talk, whatever) then there's nothing demeaning about it. it's only slutty if it's some random hookup to make herself feel pretty or something.
hahhahahaha laughed soo hard
11:37 I just wonder why that's all. It seems a bit like look at me I'm a whore OMG. I am often amused by the site just trying to understand.
i think this is one of the funniest holiday related TFLN that i've read. and there is nothing wrong with taking a little on the face. what is wrong with pleasing a guy? i totally let my boyfriend do it and we've been together for 4 years. nothing whorish about it.
"Its funny how all the guys like this and all the girls are calling the girl a slut. Wow just cause some takes a goddamn load to the face doesnt make them slutty and its not degrading at all. You dont know if the girl is hooking up with a million guys or not so shut the fuck up and stop being so PRUDE! Girls usually call other girls sluts when they are jealous that they dont have the balls to do something like that and are probably boring in bed."
I AGREE WITH YOU 100%
damnn, my area code.
this is pure win btw... very festive. (;
1020- while it's true that many women are more horny/kinky during pregnancy (i'm definately one of those, lol), not all women are that way. 432's wife might legitimately just not be horny. the hormones work differently in different women.
Lmao I never said I was a whore hater and sure never said I don't let my guy cum on my face. I just said I don't feel the need to tell the world. I am all for porn star fucking I just don't need to feel better about myself by telling my friends about it.
I like dirty sexting too I just only do so with the guy not my friends =)
Disgusting. Girls who take it on the face are whores with no self respect
@ 4:32 -- if she is preggo she's probably horny as hell. My old lady let me do anal for the 1st time when she was PG and not she loves it. Kinky factor went up 100 times when she got PG. She may be getting dick from someone else. You should keep an eye on her
It came upon a midnight clear...
great babe for taking the jizz in the face. One question: did he know your name?
ewwwwww, I would kill my boyfriend if he did that to me!
@11:50 -- right on! Once you put the ring on her finger all of a sudden she doesn't like the taste of cum, doesn't like how it feels on her face, doesn't like the cock in the turd cutter anymore. you can be kinky and married but the bitches don't seem to think that way
i'm glad you know you place slut
is this from jersey shore?
There's nothing like a good face painting
10:27 there is nothing wrong with a girl letting her man cum on her face it's actually pretty hot. What still blows my mind is all the people who feel the need to share all the details and sex talk with everyone lol. It's like oh look at me I am getting fucked and I am sooo naughty. Shit leave that in the bedroom.
It tastes like rainbow chip frosting delish!
@8:27 -- you sound like a slutty whore to me. Your old man must have no game if he's married to you
WAIT Y would u let him cum on ur face? i mean its cool and all but u gotta swallow it feels better for us nd its healthy for u. Cum helps prevent breast cancer 20/20 special from earlier this year. The news is good sometimes lol
I'm married, a guy, and we are still kinky. The only difference right now is that she is prego so were not as kinky.
11:50am - was it GOOD jewelery or Walmart crap? lol!
1042, totally agree. Whatever blows your hair back get down with it. Nothing wrong with doing kinky shit, but when you tell the world, thats pretty childish. Which is getting to be the norm for this site.
many people want to read things like this, including myself.
I encourage every straight girl/guy to share her or his wonderful sex experience with others. no homo though
Ha just like the glaze on the house.
What an undignified way to get laid. Especially when he turns out to be an asshole.
Pussy is just an object I bangin hoes is a lifestyle for me
haha i dont get it, why would that make you look like a gingerbread house?!
every man needs to get jizzed on his face to know what it's like haha
I'm married and kinky
Straight people disgust me
Facials ans pearl necklaces are a nice change of pace. I prefer titty fucking, but variety is the spice of life.
I gave the wife jewelery and did not even get head. I like reading that some guys are still gettin off. NEVER MARRY!!!!!
bitch you know you liked it.