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  • Wow. I didn't know 13 year olds were so threatened by women using vibrators. Seriously get over yourself kids, when your penis can pulsate on 10 different settings THEN you can get defensive about your fictional girlfriends vibrator.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:34pm
  • haha.. my mom would get soo mad if she found a toy of mine. btw I'm from 617 tooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:39pm
  • Who said anything about dildos? Biiiiig difference btw dildos and vibrators.. annd can't you buy condoms with vibrators these days? Just a lil sumthin to help a girl along..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:35pm
  • It's got a clit vibe on it huh? Better hide it or moms gonna share your toys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:02pm
  • At least your mother used to fuck real dicks back at stone age and not toys, i bet you're fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:15pm
  • hahahah i sympathize with you...i found my moms a few years ago and it was pretty much just a plain white cylinder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:41pm
  • hahaha not even kidding.. was packing to move and my mom and roomate were in my room.. mom found mine.. held it up and was like what is this..? i near died.. my roomate is still rippin me up over it..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:08pm
  • 7:16 exactly. I love my toys, and I am far from fat. My Bf loves to watch sometimes anyway... and sometimes he is aways for work...we;ve got needs too... what you boys NEVER jerked off?? shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:45am
  • i love how the responses aren't monitored. hah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:29am
  • Oooh my god hilarious response. But I'd die if it happened to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:40pm
  • 4:10 well i weight 72 kg so i am not fat. And you just cant find a real dick because youre fat ugly dildo user.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:27pm
  • 3:15 if guys knew what they were doing there would be no need for them, and i bet your fat too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:10pm
  • the funny part.. she sadi to you "not like this one" ...making it sound as if she has been a lot of them...i think the joke it on her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:58pm
  • 10:34 you rock.. and agreed..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:10am
  • 7:16 for a fat and ugly dildo user you made up a nice story to cover your fat/ugly/dildouserness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:06pm
  • your all fuckin sick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:44pm
  • 4:35, yes, you can buy condoms like that. they kind of suck, to be honest. they're not as good as you'd think.. :-/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:22pm
  • You don't have to be fat and ugly to have a vibrator. I don't consider myself to be either, but I am mostly a nympho and sometimes a boyfriend can't keep up. Or, when boyfriendless, it's better than sleeping with a different guy every other night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:16pm
  • well this is awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Guys, whats the big deal with vibrators when you masturbate all the fucking time? Im yired of these fucking double standards, geesh.

    Submitted by taylorface on Mar 24, 10 at 1:02am
  • Reading these comments makes me want a vibrator.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 5, 12 at 11:02pm
  • Not fat, not ugly. Do you guys know a guy with a vibrating penis? I don't think so. Shit feels good. I love my boyfriend and all but he cannot twist his dick 360 degrees and vibrate my clit at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:37pm