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  • 72 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:15pm

    At least your mother used to fuck real dicks back at stone age and not toys, i bet you're fat.

  • 75 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:34pm

    Wow. I didn't know 13 year olds were so threatened by women using vibrators. Seriously get over yourself kids, when your penis can pulsate on 10 different settings THEN you can get defensive about your fictional girlfriends vibrator.

  • 64 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:41pm

    hahahah i sympathize with you...i found my moms a few years ago and it was pretty much just a plain white cylinder

  • 65 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:08pm

    hahaha not even kidding.. was packing to move and my mom and roomate were in my room.. mom found mine.. held it up and was like what is this..? i near died.. my roomate is still rippin me up over it..

  • 63 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:39pm

    haha.. my mom would get soo mad if she found a toy of mine. btw I'm from 617 tooo

  • 60 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:10pm

    3:15 if guys knew what they were doing there would be no need for them, and i bet your fat too

  • 57 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:40pm

    Oooh my god hilarious response. But I'd die if it happened to me.

  • 55 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:02pm

    It's got a clit vibe on it huh? Better hide it or moms gonna share your toys.

  • 56 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:27pm

    4:10 well i weight 72 kg so i am not fat. And you just cant find a real dick because youre fat ugly dildo user.

  • 59 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:35pm

    Who said anything about dildos? Biiiiig difference btw dildos and vibrators.. annd can't you buy condoms with vibrators these days? Just a lil sumthin to help a girl along..

  • 53 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:29am

    i love how the responses aren't monitored. hah

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:45am

    7:16 exactly. I love my toys, and I am far from fat. My Bf loves to watch sometimes anyway... and sometimes he is aways for work...we;ve got needs too... what you boys NEVER jerked off?? shut up.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:22pm

    4:35, yes, you can buy condoms like that. they kind of suck, to be honest. they're not as good as you'd think.. :-/

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:58pm

    the funny part.. she sadi to you "not like this one" ...making it sound as if she has been a lot of them...i think the joke it on her

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:44pm

    your all fuckin sick

  • 51 53
    Submitted by taylorface on Mar 24, 10 at 1:02am

    Guys, whats the big deal with vibrators when you masturbate all the fucking time? Im yired of these fucking double standards, geesh.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:06pm

    7:16 for a fat and ugly dildo user you made up a nice story to cover your fat/ugly/dildouserness.

    • 31 26
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 1, 12 at 5:50pm

      Wow, TFLN users in 2009 were a bunch of assholes.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:10am

    10:34 you rock.. and agreed..

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:37pm

    well this is awkward

  • 28 22
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 5, 12 at 11:02pm

    Reading these comments makes me want a vibrator.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:16pm

    You don't have to be fat and ugly to have a vibrator. I don't consider myself to be either, but I am mostly a nympho and sometimes a boyfriend can't keep up. Or, when boyfriendless, it's better than sleeping with a different guy every other night.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:37pm

    Not fat, not ugly. Do you guys know a guy with a vibrating penis? I don't think so. Shit feels good. I love my boyfriend and all but he cannot twist his dick 360 degrees and vibrate my clit at the same time.

    • 21 28
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 1, 12 at 5:52pm

      Bunch of insecure little boys downvoted your awesome comment