Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
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Wow. I didn't know 13 year olds were so threatened by women using vibrators. Seriously get over yourself kids, when your penis can pulsate on 10 different settings THEN you can get defensive about your fictional girlfriends vibrator.
haha.. my mom would get soo mad if she found a toy of mine. btw I'm from 617 tooo
It's got a clit vibe on it huh? Better hide it or moms gonna share your toys.
Who said anything about dildos? Biiiiig difference btw dildos and vibrators..
annd can't you buy condoms with vibrators these days? Just a lil sumthin to help a girl along..
At least your mother used to fuck real dicks back at stone age and not toys, i bet you're fat.
hahahah i sympathize with you...i found my moms a few years ago and it was pretty much just a plain white cylinder
hahaha not even kidding.. was packing to move and my mom and roomate were in my room.. mom found mine.. held it up and was like what is this..? i near died..
my roomate is still rippin me up over it..
7:16 exactly. I love my toys, and I am far from fat. My Bf loves to watch sometimes anyway... and sometimes he is aways for work...we;ve got needs too... what you boys NEVER jerked off?? shut up.
i love how the responses aren't monitored. hah
4:10 well i weight 72 kg so i am not fat. And you just cant find a real dick because youre fat ugly dildo user.
Oooh my god hilarious response. But I'd die if it happened to me.
10:34 you rock..
the funny part.. she sadi to you "not like this one" ...making it sound as if she has been a lot of them...i think the joke it on her
4:35, yes, you can buy condoms like that. they kind of suck, to be honest. they're not as good as you'd think.. :-/
3:15 if guys knew what they were doing there would be no need for them, and i bet your fat too
your all fuckin sick
7:16 for a fat and ugly dildo user you made up a nice story to cover your fat/ugly/dildouserness.
Wow, TFLN users in 2009 were a bunch of assholes.
You don't have to be fat and ugly to have a vibrator. I don't consider myself to be either, but I am mostly a nympho and sometimes a boyfriend can't keep up. Or, when boyfriendless, it's better than sleeping with a different guy every other night.
well this is awkward
Guys, whats the big deal with vibrators when you masturbate all the fucking time? Im yired of these fucking double standards, geesh.
Not fat, not ugly. Do you guys know a guy with a vibrating penis? I don't think so. Shit feels good. I love my boyfriend and all but he cannot twist his dick 360 degrees and vibrate my clit at the same time.
Bunch of insecure little boys downvoted your awesome comment
Reading these comments makes me want a vibrator.