What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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