Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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