Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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