She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
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Anyone who refuses to bone or go down on a WOMAN because she has some hair down there is an outright IDIOT. How incredibly disrespectful can you be? Seriously...you don'
t deserve pussy ever again with that attitude. Me? I could care less either way, full on hip-to-hip bush, landing strip, dorito chip, or shaved..who cares...it's ALL good...
That's probably because you are desperate to get anything you can...whereas the rest of us have standards and CAN be choosey
The asshole who says that shaving for a guy is 10000000x harder for a guy then a girl is a retard
yep - men totally shaved = a bit creepy imho. I mean, are you guys going to start waxing your legs and arms next? it's all about the difference btw men and women, surely?
12:58 has it. Shaving is more trouble than it is worth. It gets off the pedophiles, sure, but who wants that? Kids these days... You should wear onions on your belts.
No guy has said it is acceptable for guys not to shave or manscape. So save your double standard moaning. If I am going to tak ethe time as a guy to shave( which is 10000000xs harder) then you should too. Pretty sure you dont want to make out with a guy that has a fucking Al Borland beard
bush is on its way out, plain and simple.. its cleaner, more accessible, less F'ing disgusting, and its not that hard to do. buck up. i do it and so does my wife.. the only people here bitching about doing it are the ones with FUPAs that can't do it or are too f'in lazy.
here's a thought, be mature enough to talk about your shaved/trimmed/au natural preferences. not at that point in the "relationship" - just like anything else, deal with the consequences or don't fuck at all.
HAHAHAHA this made my day.
everyone here is bitching, guys relax its a text message
You're seriously going to bitch about a little pubic hair?
Haha this was funny!
i think the bush/no bush texts and arguments are so fucking done. let's get some new things to bitch about and make fun of, already.
12:48 please explain to me how the hell in any way is this prostitution.
I heard about trimming the hedges buit you done scorched da erff
The reason why guys bitch about girls being shaven and not the other way around is because when guys eat a girl out the hair is a lot more obvious, it scratches their cheeks... But unless a girl like majorly deepthroats, it makes no difference to them.
sorry but it does take longer to shave then order lobster. That's a BIT exaggerated. But i can understand the issue, ha!
Yes Sir!! No hair Sir!! And while I'm at it, should I get you a razor for your back and ass crack? Cause that ain't a pretty sight neither
7:53 is definately hard up for some pussy
All I'm saying is bald is beautiful... so shave it or get me some duct tape swetie!
quit bitching about the double standard and accept it. i mean we gave you women the right to vote and drive? what more do you want
hahaha i like this text. ladies, def shave if you're gettin the lobster. it's the least you could do.
and everyone stop bitching about the double standard. if it's such a pain, then stop shaving. good luck finding a guy who appreciates full bush though. but hey it's up to you.
12:06 thank you i knew i heard this before
Awesome! That's funny
It's really all a personal preference thing. Going off on your little soapbox about how what you prefer is superior to all others is pointless. In another ten years there will probably be a bush revival and all the teenagers will going on about how bald is gross and unclean. Good hygiene is good hygiene whether you shave you don't so stop bitching about it.
Shaving was originally a porn fetish created by MEN. That's why playboys from the 70s don't have shaved girls...it wasn't a dominant attraction yet. It's only in the past twenty years of human existence that men have decided women need to shave..and if we don't need the hair to stay warm, let's shave our heads while we're at it.
men like this aren't men, they're boys. and they deserve to fuck dumb skanks anyway.
I thought this was hilarious and I'm a girl..
And if girls wanna be pissed about having to shave, blame the bitches who started it, not the guys who enjoy it.
See, this is awful. Why is it that there's a double standard where men can look however the fuck they want but women have to always look like porn stars or they're useless? it's just a new level of prostitution and I think it's pretty sickening.
Hey! You don't always have time for everything! no bitchin about the pubes. Do you shave? Yeah.... shut up dick!
Its annoying try it. I'm not talking about longer hair even I'm talking about stubble. And to all the idiots with the double standard bullshit, no one said she has to shave but I also don't have to go down there either and feel like I'm rubbing my face on another dudes with a 5 o'clock shadow. I'm sure most girls don't like a beard poking them
Funnier when I heard it on Jim Norto's HBO special
12:28 you are so right, fucking one way assholes..
i agree, guys do not shave your package!! i like it just trimmed and clean is all :)
hey i keep myself trimmed so i expect the broads i bone to as well. pubis lice have no place to hide if there's no foliage.
12:09, you're so right. So when you can consistently wax and shave off all of your body hair, then you may expect the same from women.
Or don't you ever wear clothing?
My gf and I have watched each other shave in the shower and yeah..she goes " How the hell do you live with that thing?" She is 30 seconds done. It takes me at least 5 minutes
3:39 you have a mound that has the same contours as a chins a clit and labia similar to shaving your face with lips.
We have to trim around something HANGING from our body..do you have any idea how stretchy the skin is down there and how hard it is to shave a nutsack without cutting the fucking thing or your shaft. Not to mention getting the taint area, because you look like a clown having spot with hair and then spots without......Jesus you are daft
12:14 #1....shut your cock hole.
Pubes were an evolutionary trait to prevent man from freezing... we now have clothes and the indoors... so unless a brontosaurus is licking your snatch, pick up a razor sweetheart because it's getting caught in my teeth!
1005, men allow women to think they control sex. I can just as easily take it as convince you to give it up.
Once herd a joke "whats the difference between going down on a girl thats blad and one that has hair? Taking the diaper off". I happen to agree with that. If I wanted a bald pussy I would date a 11 year old. I prefer a woman not a child, thanks.
That being said, a nice trim everyone now and then is nice.
And that disgusting prick who said there's nowhere for lice to hide? You should NEVER get laid, gross!
12:09 you rock! Jimmy Norton is king!
Ever try shaving a sack? you gotta get it all lathered up, stretch the skin flat with one hand and use the other to shave with a blade. If that doesnt sound harder, remember that theres a razor on your fucking balls
stolen from Jim Nortons Monster Rain hbo special
3:24 as soon as you walk around with your vag exposed I'll let you keep the hair on it. Hence, your head is exposed, so I'll let you keep the hair on your head.
12:58 and 12:53 I normally do shave but first of all it is incredibly difficult to keep it perfectly smooth down there all the time and secondly if I'm stubbly down there, or in any situation, I don't expect a guy to go down on me, that's their preference. But saying that in order to be worth a date a woman should have to shave down there is just disgusting.
lobster for sex sounds like a great trade
When I read this I immediately imagined Peter Griffin delivering that response.
That's pathetic. Seriously, totally pathetic.
get over it. there's probably still barely anything there unless she hasn't shaved for weeks. suck it up and bone her.
im a girl and personally i really don't like a guy whos shaved... just a little manscaping is all thats needed. and girls... if you dont want to shave dont, personally i think that taking it all off is just actually easier then leaving some. lol but from this text it sounds like the girl didnt want to have sex bc she wasnt shaven or something... which sucks i guess.
3:00... LOL "Lobstah"
Stolen or not, I'm amazed that while a few picked up that she wasn't dtf, none of you gals have ever double booked a night? She's shaved, but it's for the kinky music major with the horse cock or the ex she's still grudgefucking while she tries to convince the nice guy who bought her dinner that she's mariage material.
aha, lobster. so typical for MA.
2:34, it's the same thing as paying for sex except he's paying for the food instead of just handing over the cash. That's what I meant.