so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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