I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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