i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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