I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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haha it's a dick in a box :D
Doesn't he know his dick is better served in you? Jesus. It's probably a lot sweeter than the box!
Ahahaga winner winner chicken dinner
Should of told him ur fav food was lobster!
poptarts rock- frosted, portable and tasty!
The silver lining? He's definitely creative.
What single serving size 2:42?
Better his dick in a box than a toaster! That would be even weirder!
He must really trust you cause that is good blackmail material if you ever break up!!
SNL, Dick in a Box never gets old....hahaha
put it in the toaster, see what pops up.
he's sticking his dick in the wrong box..
10:45 ..... Epic win. Right on /b/rother.
Pics or it didn't happen
It's his dick in a box !!
Funny haha eat that poptart
I have to use the big Quaker Oats can -- can't fit my dick anywhere else
yeah.... hella funny black mail.
I'd like to see the pictures haha
10:58 your a dirty whore everyone like poptarts go take a long walk on a short peir with cement blocks tied to your ankels
My least favorite food is pop tarts. That, meatloaf, and raw onions top the list...
Sorry OP, blueberry is the best
step #1: cut a hole in the box!!
step #2: put your dick in that box!
#3: have her open the box!!! lmao
Did he wants you to see his frosted cock flavored pop tarts, oh and it's fat free too...
I'd dump a dumbass like that
I don't like pop tarts
That's hilarious!!!! LMFAO
if your favorite food is a pop tart, you deserve him. *shudder*
I find scary that this is my area code.
Poptart boxes are tiny......
Your boyfriend is a homosexual