we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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