when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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You're not supposed to remove them from the crash scene
"is it supposed to bend that way??? damn"
You healed her pain with penis
"damn, and I just thought you were flexible."
i mean they do say sex is the best pain reliever....
She put the team on her back
Either this has the wrong area code or this happened to two people in one night...
Or it's just someone going to school in a different area code than where they got their phone...
some women just aren't flexible....
You mean the cast on her leg didn't give you a clue?
And this is just the pre-game Superbowl weekend! Go Stillers!
Now that's a champ
BAHAHAHA THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND! she got black out drunk, fell at a frat party at PITT, broke her ankle, got up started dancing again, fell broke it for the second time, and she had to be carried out. She then told everyone she didnt care how much it hurt, she wanted dick. We took her to medexpress the next day, and the xrays showed it was broken in two places.
Glad to know that Fraternity row near the field-house is going strong. My guess is it was a Delt or SAE party.
"DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX!"
Let me guess, you are the guy from the earlier post that had only one leg? FAIL.
Ouch. I have this feeling alcohol was involved, lol. You can get drunk enough not to feel broken bones. D: