Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wish my penis had a tongue
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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