She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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I'd prefer if my dick had a rough life. Just sayin'
Woah San Antonio !!!!
Thats ONLY a 1 hour drive :\\ Just Sayn...
Way to go man! Gotta love UTSA.