Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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